Between a Rock … and an Eye?

(Crossing, Zoluren: 298 Skullcleaver 355)

"D’ye see tha?" I sez to my partner here, sittin in the mud. "That there elf – he’z tha one".

"Whah?" He sez back, course tha’s all he usually sez.

"Dat one, wit the chunk of stone in hiz head" I sez to him.

"Whah?" He sez again…he’s so good wit words.

"I seen it, got it right dere in hiz head where hiz eye shudda been, I seen" I sez.

"Whah?" He sez, so I kick him.

At dat time, tha elf walks buy us, and he sorta smiled nice like as he went past. Sometin was different wit dat dere Bard.

"Well paddle me wit a mornin star" I sez sorta surprized, "Da rock ain’t dere!"

"Whah?" He sez, "den why his noggin lookded bruised?"

"Quiet" I sez, and kicked him again.